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Most Cthulhu loves to eat stupid and pathetic little paltry people , especially fans of the occult and other varieties of emo.

Scuba divers are eager to find in the depths of Cthulhu and wake him up
According to Al Hazredu , " diver who met Cthulhu should call Allah to their heels and run in the direction of Cthulhu. But even then there will be no escape chance , because few are able to run on the bottom in flippers and scuba diving on their shoulders . " A little more likely to live in an encounter with Cthulhu using submersibles such as " yo-yo " is shot at a depth of elastic ropes bathyscaphe with passengers at a given depth is not more than 0.01 seconds , but unfortunately the use of submersibles suspended because on returning to the side of the ship probability bilge of the ship and go into orbit is 0.87 .
Cthulhu has a close friendship ( marvelous art ) relations with Soton , Set, Ahriman , dialectical materialism , Uitsitlapochtli , George W. Bush and other visitors hockey club "Black throat ." When the time comes , he zohavat them all.

This is the only image that Cthulhu is really blesses those who look up to him . Although brutal udalisty believe that it sends most evil curse set in his Bible , "... and no one has to pass by Cthulhu ! For it will be EDT zohavat ! ... "( Translation by December 21 of the year -7852 )
The natural enemy of Cthulhu - huge fighting humanoid robots , led solar deity Putin. On the topic of this confrontation English ktulholog Harry Potter made ​​a documentary Beasty Boys - Intergalactica award-winning Gold club for his contribution to traktorostroitelstvo .

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